This hysterical satire kids book written by Adam Mansbach, intended for parents (or for those parents sleep deprived enough to read it to their newborns) is such a fun and realistic view of putting your kids to bed. After 30 minutes of storytime, 1 hour of rocking, 30 minutes of back rubbing while leaning over awkwardly over the crib grates this rings so true.
"The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the f*&k to sleep."
It hasn't even come out yet - and is already #300 on Amazon's best seller list.